I bought a sail for my boat on Amazon the other day. Today it dawned on me that it's not the right size so I called to cancel. They said it's too late.
That sail has shipped.
You know what they say about a guy with a big boat...
Big dock.
What's the difference between a Yacht and a Boat?
$100 Million Dollars
How do you make your boat look younger?
Boat-Tox