Boat Jokes

June 03, 2021  •  Leave a Comment

I bought a sail for my boat on Amazon the other day. Today it dawned on me that it's not the right size so I called to cancel. They said it's too late.

That sail has shipped.

 

You know what they say about a guy with a big boat...

Big dock.

 

 

What's the difference between a Yacht and a Boat?

$100 Million Dollars

 

 

How do you make your boat look younger?

Boat-Tox

 

 

 

 



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